{"product_id":"someone-take-me-home-before-i-text-my-ex-t-shirt","title":"Someone save me T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you're reading this, you've probably had that ex.\u003cbr\u003eYou know the one.\u003cbr\u003eThe human equivalent of a bad financial decision.\u003cbr\u003eThe one that keeps pulling you back in even though your friends, your family, your soul, and your bank account are all waving giant red flags.\u003cbr\u003eWe've all been there.\u003cbr\u003eThat's why this shirt speaks volumes.\u003cbr\u003eIf I saw someone wearing this out in public, I'd immediately have questions.\u003cbr\u003e\"Damn... who hurt you?\"\u003cbr\u003e\"And what exactly did they do, baby boo?\"\u003cbr\u003eNo judgment here.\u003cbr\u003eJust two survivors recognizing each other in the wild.\u003cbr\u003eWear it proudly. You've earned it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton with a heavyweight, garment-dyed finish for soft texture\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and double-needle stitched seams for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, comfortable silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL and in 58 colors; sewn-in label for smooth neckline\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² construction that wears in—rather than out—over time\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49163781832963,"sku":"14741709765019798729","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49163781865731,"sku":"11699195984342589911","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49163781898499,"sku":"10217657443470886332","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49163781931267,"sku":"30114607075922154330","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49163781964035,"sku":"24518382144649062991","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0827\/1364\/1219\/files\/899558872641920205_2048.jpg?v=1783121278","url":"https:\/\/whatdahh.com\/products\/someone-take-me-home-before-i-text-my-ex-t-shirt","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}