Someone save me T-Shirt

If you're reading this, you've probably had that ex.
You know the one.
The human equivalent of a bad financial decision.
The one that keeps pulling you back in even though your friends, your family, your soul, and your bank account are all waving giant red flags.
We've all been there.
That's why this shirt speaks volumes.
If I saw someone wearing this out in public, I'd immediately have questions.
"Damn... who hurt you?"
"And what exactly did they do, baby boo?"
No judgment here.
Just two survivors recognizing each other in the wild.
Wear it proudly. You've earned it.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton with a heavyweight, garment-dyed finish for soft texture
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, comfortable silhouette
- Available S–4XL and in 58 colors; sewn-in label for smooth neckline
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² construction that wears in—rather than out—over time

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean