My Wife Beats Me

From the cracked concrete to the shiny shillings, she runs this town with an iron paw and zero patience.
Folks around here know better than to question her authority. The pigeons fear her. The squirrels pay tribute. Even the raccoons cross the street when they see her coming.
Me? I'd be careful around these parts.
One wrong look and you might find yourself owing taxes to a cat who doesn't even understand money.
Around here, she makes the rules.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; Athletic Heather: 90% cotton/10% polyester
- Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for soft, smooth hand
- Relaxed, oversized boxy fit with dropped shoulders
- Durable double-needle stitching at sleeve, neck, and hem
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with tear-away label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean