Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

Let's be honest.
If you saw this combination rolling down your block, you'd probably think Steven Spielberg was filming his next movie.

But what if I told you there's a planet run by cats, unicorns, and weapons of mass destruction?

Sounds crazy, right?
Well, have you ever wondered how cats go from 0 to 1,000 in half a second, sprint through the house like they're being chased by invisible demons, and then five minutes later look chill as f*ck like nothing happened?
Exactly.

So the next time you see a little feline casually strolling around, just remember:
That's the version they want us to see.

Stay alert.
Stay weird.
Love but never Trust no cats

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for structured drape
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and vintage texture
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) "Make sure Cats not in washer or dryer"
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean "Naw you can drop your cat off at the drycleaners, its 2026 now"

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras "Imagine what Honduras cats are like.."

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Throw some cat nip in the dryer and let the door open for a few hours.