Do Not Insert Fingers

So there we were.
Avatar concert in Tucson. Me, my uncle, his son, and his best friend.

We drank enough to float a small ship, lost each other multiple times, went on random adventures across Tucson, and somehow all made it back to the hotel starving.

Then, in a rare mid-mosh-pit moment of pure genius, I Instacarted Gatorades, Hot Pockets, and Sun Chips to the hotel ahead of time.

Everyone's starving. I'm feeling like an absolute hero.
I walk over to the microwave and see this sticker on the side.
I completely lose it.

Laughing so hard I almost pissed myself.
Five minutes later, I burned the roof of my mouth on a ham and cheese Hot Pocket because I wanted to feel some pain god knowing I was about to burn da fkkk out of my mouth just to feel something.. ahah 

This shirt is dedicated to late-night bad decisions, great memories, and the universal truth that Hot Pockets are either frozen in the middle or hotter than the surface of the sun.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with relaxed, durable fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for clean look and strength
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label, available in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean